Always a Kitten - by Billy Joel

Finally, my themesong...

Always a Kitten to Me
- by Billy Joel (sort of)

She's queen of the store, and she rules all the dogs
She'll grab at your feet if you dare to wear clogs.
She'll trip up your steps, then yell like you're mean
She'll pounce on your head, but she's always a kitten to me

She can beg for attention, then take it or leave it
She'll make you throws balls, but will never retrieve it
And she'll take whats forbidden and do it with glee
Yeah, She steals like a thief, but she's always a kitten to me


CHORUS Ohhh... she takes care of herself
She can nap if she wants, which is most of the time
Ohhh... and she never gives up
And she never gives in, she just changes her mind

And she'll rub and she'll purr when it's time for her feeding
Then she'll carelessly claw you and laugh while you're bleeding
Then she'll steal all the dogfood, and drink your Pepsi
Just cover your glass 'cause she's always a kitten to me


CHORUS

She's frequently kind and she's suddenly cruel
She can do as she pleases, she's nobody's fool
And she can't be evicted, she always returns
And the most she will do is claw furrows in you,
But she's always a kitten to me