I Have Returned

My dearest fans, my press agent mentioned that many of you have been positively frothing to hear about my latest adventures. Unfortunately, I had been rendered temporarily speechless as my personal biographer had the nerve to go on vacation, leaving entire chapters of my life unwritten while leaving all of us to the triple digit temperatures. The nerve! It's not that I can't write my own stories. It's just that typing on that laptop ruins my perfect manicure (and sometimes my claws accidently impale the keys. I hate it when that happens...Not because my human has to replace the laptop keyboard, but have you ever tried to get plastic keys off your claws?)


Showing the customers to my favorite yarns.